Like this...I think I stopped breathing when I saw this. Its HUGE! And I'm not even sure there'd be room to actually eat at the table if this was in the middle of it...but I NEED it.
This, too
And one of these for good measure
And definitely some of these. Never know when you might need a holiday themed towel.
And while we're at it, just go ahead and toss these in...hey, I could actually get away with those as a Halloween-y item!
Who does one write letters to for Thanksgiving gift requests?