Friday, March 13, 2009

Butt cheeks


I am not your typical person. I don't say this in an "I'm sooo amazing" way...more like a "wow...I'm so weird..." way. A way that makes hubs shake his head and wonder sometimes...and be SO glad that he'll be entertained for the rest of his life, you know it!

Example:

Conversation between hubs and I as we left Wal-Mart several weeks ago:

Hubs (holding out little tin of saddle soap): "Know what that's for?"

Me (having absolutely no idea but deciding to throw something out there) : "Um, your baseball glove."

Hubs: "Nope! My butt cheeks!"

Me (somewhat surprised hubs was divulging this information as he tends to keep subjects such as this fairly private, but not wanting him to feel like he shared more than he should have): "Awwww, babe, are they chapped?"

Hubs (pause, furrowing brow and looking at me in the "What the...?" way): "Ok...what do you think I said?"

Me: "Butt cheeks"

Hubs (feeling like he shared more than he should have): "I said BOAT SHOES!"

I doubled over in the Wal-Mart parking lot and laughed hard for quite some time. Hubs shook his head and wondered at the fact that he had all this to himself for the rest of his life.

9 comments:

Gabby said...

I love misunderstandings like that! I love that picture of you even more! So cute!
He is a lucky man.(And I am so glad his cheeks aren't chapped, that is a bummer). When you have kids you'll be introduced to Boudreaux's Butt Creme. Here's to the future!

CounselorBecca said...

I know that I have appreciated your weirdness many many times in our 8 years of friendship. at least you know that it isn't time to change your laundry detergent or something b/c they are causing butt friction issues! :)

i cant sew said...

i think i just peed my pants with laughter, thanks i needed that :)

Jenny S said...

Hahahaha!! That will be one of those weird things you will always remember! And I was going to tell you about the Boudreaux Butt Paste too, but someone beat me too it!!

Donnamo said...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news BUTT this may be a sign of failing hearing on your part :(

These kind of exchanges happen SO regularly around here is is scary.

I wish I could think of an example right now but alas my mind escapes me.

BUTT, these exchanges do make for some riotious laughter as long as the kids don't use them as evidece for admission to the HOME!

Donnamo said...

I got a Curtisism...

When son Wayne and granddaughter Hannah were here Sat. Hannah said, "Nana and I are going to watch Dancing with the Stars"

Curtis said, "You and Nana are NOT going dancing at any bars!"

Vashti said...

Hahaha AWESOME! You sound just like me!
THanks for your comment on my hair.
x

Lori said...

Now that is funny! He should be more careful with leading questions!
Have a great weekend!

Blue Castle said...

Oh that is hilarious! So funny! I love those belly-laugh moments that leave you weak. :)